Saturday, March 14, 2009

Nobody LIKES these things, really.

Hello hello! Bet you didn't expect to hear from us anytime soon, didja? You bunch of faithless jerks! I'm sorry, I said that in anger.

The truth is, we had a comic waiting on deck for this week. It's probably our favorite to date, actually.

All things on this list, albeit abridged, are 100% true. You can expect a reprise of this series, though don't expect the comic to appear at the same rate at which the list is growing. There isn't enough time in the day. Originally, this comic was going to take place on the student center deck, just like last week's. However, we resolved to use a gradient background, given the 4th wall breaking that we love so very much. Besides that, I wouldn't feel comfortable in a towel out there in the middle of campus. Not for personal embarrassment reasons, but because of the intimate reflection that this comic portrays... a reflection of the birth of my relationship with Jason. For those of you who know the tale, you'll understand the importance of the towel. For those that don't... well, feel free to ask. It's a chilling tale, full of tears, laughter, partial nudity, drunkenness, and good hygiene. I highly recommend it.

Keep an eye out for some more serious and pensive comics in the future. We've got some good ideas coming up.


Friday, March 6, 2009


The picture speaks for itself.


Ya'll got scales on your eyes!

So this comic has been in the making for a while, and we needed to get it just right before posting...
Okay we've been slacking. But we do have plenty of stuff on deck and hopefully they'll be cranked out during Spring break.

You're probably wondering about said "steak cake". This is a groundbreaking creation of mine, co-founded by Jason and enjoyed, in it's prototypical years, by Josh, Patrick, and Kelly. Let me explain. Imagine, if you will, a cake, covered in icing and sprinkles. Now replace the cake with steak, the icing with mashed potatoes, and the sprinkles with peas. The result is something that can only be described in holy terms. The whole of our group can testify to the glory of the steak cake, which is topped only by the glory of God Himself. The tasting was truly a humbling experience.

Anyway, there really was no Oscar. Not in the award sense, but in the pet turtle sense. You can be sure that he'll be making a second or third appearance.

Keep your eyes out for a new comic very soon!

Much love,